Amazon downtime tweets are gold

Amazon prime video servers experienced some downtime tonight, and as expected, the masses emerged from the woodwork to discuss it with the utmost maturity … on Twitter. Here are some stand-out reactions:

The nipple clamps guy:

Unscheduled down time? That’s onpossible:

Can’t live with out it, apparently:

Guerrilla marketing?

This is a very good question:
https://twitter.com/DLDex/status/626258666941870080

My money’s on a Drone Army:

And finally … yes, that’s exactly what happened:
https://twitter.com/BlakeDorian/status/626254794898829312