Amazon downtime tweets are gold

Amazon prime video servers experienced some downtime tonight, and as expected, the masses emerged from the woodwork to discuss it with the utmost maturity … on Twitter. Here are some stand-out reactions:

The nipple clamps guy:
https://twitter.com/HaroldAtTheGym/status/626256894638698496

Unscheduled down time? That’s onpossible:
https://twitter.com/tvldiva/status/626256509484175360

Can’t live with out it, apparently:
https://twitter.com/TimothyJayBrown/status/626256030025052160

Guerrilla marketing?
https://twitter.com/Beckland/status/626254434805231617

This is a very good question:
https://twitter.com/DLDex/status/626258666941870080

My money’s on a Drone Army:
https://twitter.com/thecommonmasses/status/626260343212363776

And finally … yes, that’s exactly what happened:
https://twitter.com/BlakeDorian/status/626254794898829312

Pay no attention to the blog behind the curtain

Kim Parsell wants me to “blog” while I’m at Write the Docs in Portland. What a preposterous notion.

You’d likely get much more out of searching the #writethedocs hashtag on Twitter.