Amazon prime video servers experienced some downtime tonight, and as expected, the masses emerged from the woodwork to discuss it with the utmost maturity … on Twitter. Here are some stand-out reactions:
The nipple clamps guy:
@amazon why won't you let me check out? I'm just drunk enough to buy nipple clamps and if you let me sober up it might not happen.
— nick gunther (@HaroldAtTheGym) July 29, 2015
Unscheduled down time? That’s onpossible:
Hey @amazon, it would have been nice to have a heads up that the system was going to be down.
— Vanessa Thomas (@tvldiva) July 29, 2015
Can’t live with out it, apparently:
@amazon prime instant video isn't working… #pleasefix #likenow #pleaseandthankyou
— Timothy Jay Brown (@TimothyJayBrown) July 29, 2015
@Amazon is down, and suddenly, all I want to do is buy things.
— Jamie Beckland (@Beckland) July 29, 2015
This is a very good question:
Of course my sofa recliner handle breaks on the night @amazon Prime is down. Where did I buy stuff before Amazon?
— DLDex (@DLDex) July 29, 2015
My money’s on a Drone Army:
'@Amazon I see that Prime Instant Video isnt working at the moment. Should I expect an attack from the Drone Army or is it an evil spell?
— Kelly (@thecommonmasses) July 29, 2015
And finally … yes, that’s exactly what happened:
@amazon stole my money
— THE BITCH TFU GOD ? (@BlakeDorian) July 29, 2015